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05/13/2016 at 15:16 • Filed to: None

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Someone needs to have the guts to launch a modern car with an all-red interior. Elon Musk, are you listening?


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Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
05/13/2016 at 15:20

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No.


Kinja'd!!! Raymundo > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
05/13/2016 at 15:23

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Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Nibbles
05/13/2016 at 15:24

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Oh, I see how it is. You’re in camp “blue”, aren’t you?


Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
05/13/2016 at 15:25

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I love a W111 Merc with the red interior


Kinja'd!!! RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire > Raymundo
05/13/2016 at 15:25

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Was about to post this.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
05/13/2016 at 15:26

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Red’s nice, but trying waaaaaay too hard. Blue plush if you don’t need to show off.

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Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
05/13/2016 at 15:26

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I’m in camp Protanomaly


Kinja'd!!! Gone > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
05/13/2016 at 15:31

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Which porno red is the worst porno red? The early Fox porno red, later all porno red all the time Fox, or the SN95?

Early Fox

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Late Fox

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SN95

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Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
05/13/2016 at 15:32

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That is exactly the interior of my old Riviera, right down to the placement of the CD player in the first model year! Ahh, the memories!


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
05/13/2016 at 15:32

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Porsche will do it for a mere $47,000 extra.


Kinja'd!!! Raymundo > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
05/13/2016 at 15:33

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Great minds Google alike.


Kinja'd!!! PotbellyJoe and 42 others > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
05/13/2016 at 15:34

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Most today do the red interior with black carpet... Or they call it orange.

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Kinja'd!!! Vítor > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
05/13/2016 at 15:37

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You mean a red interior like Porsche’s, Ferrari’s, Aston Martin’s and Bentley’s?


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Nibbles
05/13/2016 at 15:38

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Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
05/13/2016 at 15:40

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No. Denim.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Vítor
05/13/2016 at 15:42

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No no they all have too many other colors breaking up the red. I mean all red, early 90's style:

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Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Gone
05/13/2016 at 15:43

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There’s also the more magenta Thunderbird red and the slightly pinkish Taurus red.

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Kinja'd!!! Vítor > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
05/13/2016 at 15:47

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Don’t know about the other but you can get the dials, the entire air vents, the sat-nav surrounds and all the aluminum trim replaced by red leather if you choose the right options in the Porsche, leaving only the buttons in black. But I’m sure you can get then in red too after a few thousands and a call to Porsche Exclusive. You can probably do the same with Mulliner in the Bentley.


Kinja'd!!! PartyPooper2012 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
05/13/2016 at 15:54

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you can’t just do red... red is OK... you have to combine red with belowy velour

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Kinja'd!!! DeLM > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
05/13/2016 at 16:17

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MAzda needs to bring back the red interior on the Miata, silver, white or black exterior... red interior. super sexy!


Kinja'd!!! The Stig's former college room mate > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
05/13/2016 at 16:28

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my is350 has red seats. dash and door cards are still black, though